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AI Advisory

Your on-demand, personal AI advisor

The founders winning with AI are the ones who move first. I keep you ahead of every shift so the next big efficiency unlock is yours, not your competitor's.

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A few brands I've built for

PepsiCo
Ogilvy
GSK
DDB
Havas
Corteva
Pivot5
PepsiCo
Ogilvy
GSK
DDB
Havas
Corteva
Pivot5
The Problem

There's a smarter way to stay ahead of AI.

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The Old Way

  • Hire a big consulting firm for $200K
  • Get a 90-page strategy deck nobody reads
  • Wait 6 months for 'implementation'
  • End up with tools nobody uses
  • Start over with the next vendor
  • Fall behind every time AI shifts
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Working with Pat

  • Direct line to me on retainer
  • Real recommendations tied to ROI
  • AI calls made in days, not months
  • Only the tools that fit your business
  • One advisor through every shift
  • First-mover advantage on every release

Sound familiar?

Solutions

Here's how we work together.

No agencies. No long timelines. Just direct access whenever AI moves.

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AI Roadmap

We map out where AI fits in your business. One deep call, a focused roadmap with ROI on every recommendation. You leave with a clear plan you can act on.

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AI Roadmap
Audit current workflows
Identify AI opportunities
Prioritize by impact
Build first tool
Train your team
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Ongoing Advisory

Direct line whenever AI moves. Weekly check-ins, sanity checks before you commit budget, filtered intel on what's actually worth your time. You hear from me first when something matters for your business.

About

Hey, I'm Pat.

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Pat Simmons

In 2022, while freelancing as a marketer, I got wind of this little chatbot thing called GPT-3.5. In between laughing at its hallucinations, I realized something was about to fundamentally change.

Since then I've spent every day learning how to make this technology actually work. For myself, for my clients, and for the founders I now advise.

And no, I'm not another AI expert lost in technical specs and 50-node N8N builds. I'm an AI transformation partner. Someone who understands you don't have time to master this yourself, but who also understands how important it is that you don't fall behind.

So I help you buy back that time by showing you exactly what you need to do to make quick strategic decisions as a founder implementing AI. Decisions that will ultimately generate hundreds of thousands of dollars directly to your bottom line.

I also share everything I'm learning on YouTube at AI for Mortals.

Process

How working together works.

Simple. No surprises. You know exactly what happens next at every stage.

01

Discovery Call

We hop on a 30-minute call to understand your business, your team, and where AI can actually move the needle. No pitch, no decks, no fluff.

30 minutes. You leave with a clear read.

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AI Roadmap

Within a week you get a focused plan with the highest-impact AI moves for your business. Every recommendation tied to real ROI, prioritized by quick wins first.

Delivered within 1 week. ROI on every move.

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Weekly Advisory

Direct line to me, weekly check-ins, real recommendations. New tool launches, strategy sanity checks, decisions before you commit budget. I keep you ahead of every shift.

Direct access. Real answers.

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First-Mover Alerts

When something in AI actually matters for your business, you hear from me first. Not a newsletter blast. A real recommendation from someone who knows your business.

When AI shifts, you move first.

Testimonials

Don't take my word for it.

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Pat took our idea and built it into a clean, scalable platform. Everything he delivered was thoughtful, fast, and built to last.

Suaib Sulamon

Suaib Sulamon

Founder, LaunchPilot

Testimonial

Pat knows AI inside and out, and more importantly, he knows how to apply it to a real business. He helped us design smarter systems, connected strategy to execution, and made a real impact.

Thomas Wren

Thomas Wren

Chief Revenue Officer, CrucialLogics

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Working with Pat completely reshaped our outbound strategy. Within weeks, qualified leads were coming in with clear attribution and measurable results.

Marwan Al-Hashimi

Marwan Al-Hashimi

Founder & CEO, Media.co.uk

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FAQ

Got questions?

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I'm your on-demand, personal AI advisor. Direct line to me whenever AI moves. New tool launches, strategy sanity checks, recommendations before you commit budget. I keep you ahead of every shift so the next big efficiency unlock is yours.

Founders and CEOs who know AI matters but don't have time to figure it out alone. You're running a real business and you need someone in your corner who actually knows the AI landscape and will tell you the truth.

That's literally most of my clients. I translate AI from hype into real business decisions. You don't need to understand the tech. You need someone who can tell you what's worth paying attention to and what's noise.

We start with a 30-minute discovery call to understand your business. Within a week you get a focused AI roadmap with the highest-impact moves prioritized. Then ongoing advisory: weekly check-ins, direct access whenever you need a call.

No. I'm advisory, not implementation. When you need to actually build something, I'll connect you with vetted partners who can ship it. You get the strategy from me, the execution from people who do that all day.

Most consultants disappear after the deck. Most agencies push their own services. I'm on retainer with one job: keep you ahead of every shift in AI. Direct line, no decks, no agency markup.

If you make the right calls, yes. One well-timed AI implementation can save your company hundreds of thousands a year. The trick is knowing which moves actually matter for your business. That's what you're paying me for.

Less than you'd think. A weekly 30-minute call, plus access to me whenever you need it. I do the homework so you don't have to spend your weekends reading AI newsletters.

Yes. Part of my job is figuring out how AI plugs into your existing stack without breaking what's working. I'll tell you what to keep, what to drop, and what's worth adding.

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Ready to stay ahead of AI?

Book a free 30-minute call. We'll map out where AI can save you time, cut costs, and grow your revenue. No pitch, just a plan.

Free 30-min consult
No commitment
Real advice, not a pitch